Proof that Sparklepires are indeed fairies

From The New York Daily News

My gawd, Bella "No Life/No Brain" Swan looks just like Barbie! Gone forever is that utterly unexceptional average-looking lonely girl. She's been transformed into a princess by the very creepy, sparkly prince of control freakdom himself, Edward(pictured standing beside her in his oh so endearing possessive sorta way).

OK, if there is a silver lining to this twitarded story it's that Mattel has the decency to sell bad taste cheap, at $25 per doll.

Tonner(shown right) has been making a killing on obsessed teenage fangirls with more money than brains on their version for $160/doll, then again their no-brain Bella could pass for the one depicted in Stephanie Myery's really bad attempt at creative writing

National Institutes of Faith-based Health.

Francis Collins was unanimously confirmed as the head of NIH Friday, making America appear as the land of the religious dullards to developed world yet again.

While competent, sometimes exceptionally so, in his area of expertise, he has "missed it" on more than one occasion, as an administrator he is mediocre, at best, and as an advocate for biomedical science, someone please shut him up before he sticks his foot in his mouth...again.

It would be foolish to assume his obsession with reconciling genetics with his belief in an imaginary angry patriarchal, often genocidal, sky god would not influence his professional work, especially when he has gone on at length about how he sees the creator's work in it.


Consider the following ABC interview titled "Can Christianity and Science Coexist"

Gawd gave us two books

Once you've accepted the idea of a God, who is the creator of all the laws of nature, might, at unique moments in history, decide to invade the natural world and suspend those laws; it's not really a logical problem.