Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Proof that Sparklepires are indeed fairies

. Wednesday, August 12, 2009

From The New York Daily News

My gawd, Bella "No Life/No Brain" Swan looks just like Barbie! Gone forever is that utterly unexceptional average-looking lonely girl. She's been transformed into a princess by the very creepy, sparkly prince of control freakdom himself, Edward(pictured standing beside her in his oh so endearing possessive sorta way).

OK, if there is a silver lining to this twitarded story it's that Mattel has the decency to sell bad taste cheap, at $25 per doll.

Tonner(shown right) has been making a killing on obsessed teenage fangirls with more money than brains on their version for $160/doll, then again their no-brain Bella could pass for the one depicted in Stephanie Myery's really bad attempt at creative writing